As far as I know,I never had one. I have failed the standards set by society for as long as I remember and completely succumbed to people s...
As far as I know,I never had one. I have failed the standards set by society for as long as I remember and completely succumbed to people staring at my eyebrows and secretly and sometimes not so secretly ( in fact right on the face) judging me for my substandard maintenance techniques.
However to this day, I do not understand what a perfect eyebrow looks like. Every other person has a different definition to it. My experience and research suggests that the thicker the brow, the more is its acceptance rate. If unintentionally one gets a tad bit bushy there, your mum wont let you live in peace. And if its thinner, the parlor lady will suck every inch of confidence from that petty soul of yours.
Mentioning the parlor ladies is of utmost importance here. They think they come with the authority to humiliate every other less interested and clueless individual with deformed eyebrows.
"What have you been doing to them? "they would ask,clearly questioning my ability to do any good at all in my life.
Well, you know the last time I checked I left the same parlor with the eye brow technician posing to have performed some heroic act on my face.Two weeks later I would stand nowhere when technically all I did was let them grow!
Some would also release their disappointment while they are threading away, a little twitch here and a little there. Irrespective of all that, never question their integrity towards your eyebrows. Learn to embrace the pain for its for the better.
A question that for sure will mess up with your brain cells is "What shape will you like to prefer?" When I was first attacked by this interesting query, I without much a thought replied with, "I would like to have a normal eyebrow."
Considering the expressions I received in return, I knew that didn't go well. As years went by and as weirdest of fashion trends evolved, types of eyebrows that one can choose from have also outnumbered the types of hair cuts one can have.
There's a soft angled eye brow and then there's a hard angled eyebrow. To this day, I am unable to differentiate the two but as the names suggest they should be opposite to one another.
The flat shaped eyebrow is well, flat whereas the S-shaped eyebrow has this tiny curve and ends with a tail. It certainly looks like a little snake fixed above your eye. Why would anybody even want to have it?
To top it all, there's the weirdest Exotic type. If anything it does, is not make you look exotic at all. Horrible, yes!
Given the types of eyebrows existing in the world today, I don't regret asking for a "normal" type that first time.
One thing is for sure that the concept of a perfect eyebrow will continue to bewilder the universe till the end of times and the parlor ladies will unapologetically observe to demean the poor clients like myself. The only key to success here is to don't let that confidence ooze away and wear that façade of I know it all about my eyebrows, lady! You'll end up with an eyebrow that suits your face and not that dramatically ruin it only because what's trending! Keeping it natural is the only way forward.
That's the closest I've been to The Perfect eyebrow!
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